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La tortuga en un poste

La tortuga en un poste

Un joven empresario está paseando por una plaza y decide descansar y refrescar su mente. Se sienta en un banco. Al lado  hay un señor de más edad y al rato están conversando. Pronto caen en el tema país, actualidad y gobierno.

 Al tocar el punto Presidenta, el muchacho plantea su duda sobre la situación de  la señora Kirchner. El señor, a modo de respuesta, le dice:
 -¿Sabe qué me parece?... Cristina es una tortuga en un poste.
 Sonriente por la comparación, no entendiendo lo que quiso decirle, el joven le pregunta:
-¿Qué significa eso de la tortuga y el poste?
 El señor le contesta:
 -Si usted va caminando  y ve un poste de luz con una tortuga haciendo equilibrio encima...

 ¿qué se le ocurre pensar?


Ante el silencio, el señor explica:

 

1°- Usted no entiende cómo llegó ahí la tortuga.

2°- No puede creer que esté allí.

3°- Sabe que solita no pudo subir allí, que algún turro la habrá puesto.

4°- Está seguro de que no debería estar allí.

5°- Pronto toma conciencia de que la tortuguita no va a hacer nada útil mientras esté allí.

6°- Sabe que cualquier mal movimiento la puede hacer caer de semejante lugar.

7°- Lo que a usted le pasa de inmediato es enseguida tratar de ayudarla a bajar de allí.

-¿No le parece?, ¿no es así muchacho?

 -Bueeeno, no sé, sí, parece... -atina a opinar el joven. Y el hombre le ahorra el trámite:

 -Yo, le digo sinceramente que en su lugar y viendo la cara de sobradora que tiene esa tortuga, me sentaría cómodo entre los  yuyos, mirándola para no perderme el momento en que, sola, se caiga y se haga mierda

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